So I was pondering how my life has changed since I became a mom, and here is a list of things I think all future moms might need to look at before taking the plunge....
You might be a new mom if.....
1. Old ladies who can't see over the steering wheel are riding YOUR bumper now.
2. You don't consider spit up to be a form of throw up any more.
3. You can say I love you at three in the morning and honestly mean it.
4. All babies suddenly become cute. Even the ugly ones.
5. You are paranoid and have baby rescue plans for things that will never happen.
6. Burps and farts are amazing and wonderful.
7. You convince yourself that your baby really understands you. Even if they really do.
8. Deep down, you believe no one is as careful or can take care of your baby as well as you can.
9. You are trying to get rid of all your bad habits so you won't look like a hypocrite in front of your kid.
10. Being peed and pooped on isn't that gross.
That is all I can think of for now, but I might have to make this list again in another 3 months! :)
1 comment:
So true!
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