Today I was kissing Levi on the mouth and he licked my lips. That was cute but gross. It reminded me of......
You might be a new mom if.......
1. You are willing to do ANYTHING if it might reduce your child's chance of SIDS. pacifer? check. Sleep with mom and dad six months? check! Baby massage? Check! Avoid any potential freak accident hazards that you learned about reading baby horror stories? Check! Adopt penguins? Show me the article and check.
2. When your baby has a fever, the word of one qualified health provider is not enough. You must call three who ALL must agree before you trust that your baby is not dying from some exotic illness.
3. Anyone who thinks your child might be a member of the opposite sex is an idiot. Period. I don't care if he did have a pink bib on that day.
4. You scope out potential people for your kid to marry. AND you scope out his competition.
5. You get worked up over things people might say to your kid years in the future.
1 comment:
Ohh nooooo..... They have medication for this.. just sayin...
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